The Truth Is Stranger Than Fiction

I know, we’ve all heard that before, but regardless, it is true. I’d been sitting here in my favorite Walmart shopping clothes, just dreaming of those days I could go out without a hazmet suit and mask, thinking of something I could do today. So far I did my exercises, short sprints to the fridge and back to the sofa. I was planning on doing some squats, but i find once i get down it’s a hell of a job getting back up.

My wife has been running around all day cleaning, this place smells like a pine forest at the moment. The little woman loves the pinesol, at least she hasn’t tried drinking it …yet. I have allergies, and the pinesol sets them off, so at the moment my eyes are watering, I can barely breathe and I’m dizzy.

The cats are keeping me company while my wife is on her cleaning frenzy, one at my feet, the other at my side, they are much like me when the wife goes into these cleaning fits, they do their best to stay out of her way.

I’d been reading a few things online, here, there, and everywhere, when I cam across a Facebook post made by a dear friend of mine. I shared it there, so I thought I might share it here:


Imagine if 10 years ago you were approached by a time traveller and he was like “Look, I don’t have much time to explain, all I can tell you is that the year 2020 is going to be wild as hell! You know Donald Trump, the star of the apprentice? Well, he’s the president of the United States and at the beginning of 2020, he gets into a Twitter beef with Iran that almost starts world war 3. Australia catches fire and a woman tries to save it by selling pictures of her tits. Kobe Bryant dies in a helicopter crash. Half the world is devasted, the other half just makes messed up memes. A 42-year-old Canadian Zamboni driver wins the game against the Toronto Maple Leafs…his own home team! And just when the world starts recovering from the loss of Kobe some dude in China eats a f-ing bat and starts a global pandemic that specifically kills old people and asthmatics. The Prime Minister of Canada directs everyone to not speak moistly on others (more memes ensue) President Trump halts all funding to the WHO. Everyone loses their minds. 40% of the population thinks it’s the end of the world another 40% thinks it’s all fake and 20% blames the whole thing on cell phone towers. The one thing everyone seems to agree on is that the only way to survive is by hoarding toilet paper. Grocery stores are ransacked and Charmin Ultra Soft essentially replaces all official currencies. Eventually, as hysteria grows, governments are forced to shut the entire planet down and lock everyone in their houses and….. the only person that can keep the people from completely losing their fkn minds and starting a huge riot is a homosexual gun-toting Oklahoma man with two husband’s, a meth addiction, and 223 pet tigers…

And that was all before Spring!!!!!!!!!!

Copy and paste this one!!!๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚ Its A Strange World We Live In

I really think we are doomed…

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2 thoughts on “The Truth Is Stranger Than Fiction”

  1. Yes, from certain stand points and with hindsight the world is a nut house.

    Should’ve included a certain person who mentioned the use of bleach or disinfectant injected into the body as a possible cure. From a future stand point who would credit that?

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