The fact that being a Vampire makes people stop taking me seriously… WTF mother fuckers?!!!

Yeah I’m a vampire Queen. Yeah I DRANK some <BLOOD> WHY THE HELL SHOULD THAT AFFECT YOU? HUH? Do you have any idea what it is like to go out and just try to be awake during the day? When the sun is a damn fireball of pain? It’s not easy to get my ass out of my bed during the daylight hours just so i can get fucking burned and look like a damn lobster while everyone laughs because i burn even after puting on sunscreen every fucking 10 minutes. Cuz gee ya think they would make a spf 3000!! No just goes up to spf90 and no higher than 100. Fuck my damn life!

my fangs are small but i can still bite…

2 thoughts on “The fact that being a Vampire makes people stop taking me seriously… WTF mother fuckers?!!!”

  1. Have you ever been to New Orleans. At least at one time, there was a vampire community living here. Some were psychic vampires while others drank blood.

    l can relate somewhat that “go out in the sun” thing though.

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