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Miss the old forum “style”. As when reading the blogs and talented
deep thinkers and things to ponder. I thought what the heck -a little copy and paste would go well with our bubbles of thoughts.
Always Good to read you Moni..
Copy/ Over and Out ( pasting a funny)
All this needs ? is Lawrence Welk’s Bubble Machine
Ahh one and ahh two` –haha
Looking at You Moni
One-liners and other useless questions.

– A day without sunshine is like, well, night.

– On the other hand, you have different fingers.

– Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.

– Back up my hard drive? How do I put it in reverse?

– I just got lost in thought. It was unfamiliar territory.

– When the chips are down, the buffalo is empty.

– Seen it all, done it all, can’t remember most of it.

– Those who live by the sword get shot by those who don’t.

– I feel like I’m diagonally parked in a parallel universe.

– She’s always late. Her ancestors
arrived on the June Flower.

– You have the right to remain silent.
Anything you say will be misquoted,
then used against you.

– Honk if you love peace and quiet.

– Despite the cost of living, have you noticed
how it remains so popular?

– Nothing is foolproof to a sufficiently talented fool.

– Atheism is a non-prophet organization.

– He who laughs last, thinks slowest.

– War doesn’t determine who’s right, just who’s left.

– Whose cruel idea was it for
the word “lisp” to have an “s” in it?

– Since light travels faster than sound,
isn’t that why some people appear bright until
you hear them speak?

– How come abbreviated is such a long word?

– Why do you press harder on a remote control
when you know the battery is dead?

– Why are they called apartments,
when they’re all stuck together?

– Why does sour cream have an expiration date?

– Who is General Failure,
and why is he reading my disk?

– If the universe is everything, and
scientists say that the universe is expanding,
what is it expanding into?

– If a tree falls in the forest,
and no one is around
to see it, do the other
trees make fun of it?

– How much deeper would the ocean be
if sponges didn’t grow in it?

– Why do we wait until
a pig is dead to “cure” it?

– What do little birdies see when
they get knocked unconscious?

– Why doesn’t Tarzan have a beard?

– Do married people live longer
than single people does,or does it
just SEEM longer?

– Isn’t the best way to save face
is to keep the lower part shut?