That’s right folks, boob sweat and swamp ass season has officially started. The hot weather and humidity is here, and it has arrived with a vengeance! It is that “special time of year” that our air conditioners run full time, and we begin to hoarde talcum powder to ease the itch and the streams of sweat running in those places that make us uncomfortable. It makes sitting down and being still impossible, and bra removal almost impossible. (So my wife says) As a matter of fact, she told me just yesterday she couldn’t and wouldn’t be putting a bra on because she was sweating so badly.
I cautiously reminded her of what happened the last time she decided to go braless… She knocked herself out while doing jumping jacks. When she came too, she knocked me out because I was still laughing! Joke was on me!
With Heat Comes Stupidity
I’m sure many have gotten to the point that another stupid move from Trump is more than enough, yet here we are, and he has once again added to his stupidity, and his wish to be the dictator he really is aiming for. Since he admired Kim Jong Un, he wants to be like him. So, Twitter put a fact check link on one of his Tweets which upset the little orange gremlin. Since they did, he is now considering an executive order limiting the powers of social media outlets, and what they can allow to be said on their platforms. So much for your freedom of speech.
Just because for once, Twitter actually did something about his hatred and lies, he has his diaper all in a bunch. He had been tweeting some very nasty things about an aide to Joe Scarborough. The lady who the tweets were about had died, apparently she had a seizure and hit her head and died as a result from her hitting her head. The dead ladies husband was very upset and had begged twitter to remove his tweets. They didn’t, but when Trump once again said mail in ballots would result in voter fraud, Twitter put a fact check on his tweet.
Conditioned Air… How Did We Live Without It?
Since moving to Ontario, I have never went without air conditioning. It gets hotter than the hinges of hell here, usually starting in late April, early May. This year it was actually late May. Since I have COPD, humidity makes me feel like I have a weight on my chest, so I need air conditioning to beat the heat and the humidity. It really makes a difference. I don’t wander outside very often on hot and humid days.
I have two portable air conditioners, one in our living room, and one in our bedroom. They were one of the best investments I’ve ever mad!
My Kingdom for some cool air!
So here we are, a pandemic, it’s first wave winding down, and I believe it’s second wave waiting in the wings. Since lock-downs have been eased and things have begun to reopen, some people have taken advantage of this warm weather. They have gathered i masses, a breeding ground for any disease, an now we wait… 14 days, maybe sooner, a spike in a pandemic which was slowly subsiding. but it seems heat and nice weather brings stupidity along with it. Stay Home! Stay Safe!
Well, I had never heard the term swamp ass before moving to New Orleans, I don’t think. But it sure does sum it up concisely doesn’t it. And New Orleans is the king when it comes to humidity. There are days, even in the winter, when the humidity rate is like 89 to 90 percent and it feels like water is just hanging in the air. I come in, at times, with my head sopping wet from just walking outside.
As for trump, he is at it again, and there are some rumors of things he has done that I am checking that make his attack on Joe, and Twitter seem minor, at least to me. Seems like everyday I find myself wanting to ask the question “how low can he go” and every day he proves that however low he has gone thus far, he can get worse…because he does. **sigh**