10 Uninteresting Things About Me

I’ve seen several others here do this and I thought it would be a fun thing to do.

  1. I am British.
  2. I am fluent in Simlish.
  3. I am one of the few people actually worth their weight in salt, which turns out to be jackshit.
  4. I once was mistaken for Professor Moriarty and was taken in for questioning but was soon released.
  5. I am not related to John Berkley of Twyford Road, Sussex, UK.
  6. I am currently battling an ongoing addiction to cheese.  I really like cheese.
  7. I am the reason for the laws against the harming and killing of swans in the UK.
  8. I was the first person to realize the unharnessed potential of weaponized sarcasm.
  9. I was the inspiration behind the Evil Dead movies.
  10. Some of these facts are bullshit.

8 thoughts on “10 Uninteresting Things About Me”

    1. Not really, I’ve tried a few of the stinkier cheeses and did not approve. Something like Stilton is about as stinky as I can tolerate when it comes to cheese and usually in small doses.

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