10 Interesting Facts About Me

I have done 10 uninteresting facts about me so I guess I should do 10 interesting facts about me.


  1. My superpowers are but not limited to are: able to breath comfortably in an earth like atmosphere due to a rare lung and respiratory disorder and the ability to see through glass and walk through open doors.
  2. I once turned down a job offer of being Pope due to a better job offer.
  3. I have a deep understanding of and an affinity for an esoteric art of cooking grilled cheese sandwiches but I am confused and infuriated by the concept of cheese.
  4. I am hideously illiterate.
  5. Homer Simpson is my Lord and Saviour.  All hail Homer.
  6. The only person to beat me at knife fight was Gandhi.
  7. I am a connoisseur of the finest of dank memes.
  8. I once was a voice coach to Gandalf.
  9. I once lost a game of Russian Roulette.
  10. Most of these can be taken with a grain of salt.

4 thoughts on “10 Interesting Facts About Me”

    1. If you are able to come across any dank memes then fire them my way and I shall *judge if they are dank enough.

      *Personal judgements subject to subjective opinion(s).

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