thoughts

  10.  Only having a four word vocabulary…Nuff said…    9.  McDonalds is NOT a FINE dining restaurant…Just Sayin’.    8.  Honking your horn to let her know you’re there.    7.  Smelling like you just came from cleaning the fish...

I read this earlier and thought it was fitting for a lot of you on this site, and also appropriate for people on the internet. I love making fun of both groups of people. Or would the people of Thoughts be a subgroup? Oh, who cares? Just read the...

A teacher says to her class: Who ever thinks that they are stupid please stand up! My reaction in my head: I'll stand up! Teacher: Why do you consider yourself an idiot? Me: I dont consider myself an idiot! I just hated you standing up by...

I Just GAVE Blood This is sort of a funny rant. I donate blood regularly. I know that the need is always there and well, it is just a good thing to do. OK…I hear snickering behind my back….”How can you donate BLOOD Sooz when most of your body is...

After many attempts at picking a blog site, this one finally worked without having to re-do it due to error or PAY(how dare your site come up on the 1st search page on Google and not be free when I typed in: starting a free blog!)...I vent in many...

  Dear Sooz:   I have a very embarrassing question. I am an 18 year old virgin who wants to make love with my boyfriend. The trouble is, we are both virgins and are both shy about well, doing it.   He has reservations about how he...

Now, everyone on this site knows how incredibly funny and witty I am, but what you may not know is how funny and witty my friends are as well. What I've done is compiled a few conversations I've had with them in the past and posted them here for your...