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Scent
*inhale. hold.... exhale* "ahh..." sweet, sweet nostalgia. incredible how simply a brief wafting of scentual remembrance immediately transplants us into the past; halston z-14. dads cologne. its encroachment upon my nostrils, and I am suddenly...
Checking in? Pants optional? Excellent!
So I won't be around much for the next few days, After I finish work my birthday festivites will commence and I don't plan on being sober for the next little while. Basically Ke$ha will be my idol. I plan on waking up in strange places, covered in...
Lady pajamas.
Today I was informed that I should wear more lady like sleep wear. I don't really know why because I sleep alone and the only person that sees me on a regular basis in the morning is my kid. Ohhhh that's why I'm single. Because I don't wear nice...
Hmph
Fact: being so grouchy you cannot return to slumber does NOT, in fact, alleviate aforementioned grouchiness. IKNORIGHT?! nope. not even the slightest. or littlest. or smidgeonist. at all. ever. Yes, Im complaining. No, I do not care if you...
i might, but there’s a slight chance i would get caught putting it up. or printing it people already think i’m a bitch
May 01, 2013totally true!! it’s not like these people haven’t seen what goes into the toilet. We all were young toddlers at one time, and we’ve all see the episode of Tom Green digging his own piece out of the toilet for his audience to touch
May 01, 2013it’s not just the liquids, it’s the hair! I can’t really go around to these 50, 60 something woman and say ‘hey, you know your bush, getting big. please trim!’ i would be fired on the spot!! so disgusting
April 30, 2013she got over it to the point where she dissolved the partnership!
you should go vomit all over crazy coworker. That should open her eyes
April 29, 2013you’d think ‘socialism’ would have been a dead give away
April 26, 2013